tricky trickkky

one of mine and zachs favorite commercials is the Bosley ones.  Every time they come one, we roll over in laughter! why you ask? becasuse they are BEYOND ridiculous.  the commercial is for hair loss product and the before and after pictures they show are HILARIOUS. like i dont know who they are trying to fool, these arent even the same people?!  unreal. so unreaaaal. please bless.

 this guy got younger as well as getting hair...

 maybe if we tilt his head differently then no one will notice its a different guy?

 hmm...the turned face throws us off.

uh...this guy doesnt even have the same color eyes?!!

i get a kick out of this stuff- it makes life so much better.

i am....

REALLY really excited for the bach tonight!!

and soph is even going to make a "bach" of cookies. (at least she said she was) and yeah i totally made up that little pun. off the top of my unshowered head. 

i don't when exactly the bach became two hours but i can say that its the best idea they ever had. its like a dang movie! and yes its the highlight of my week. im counting down the hours for my two favvvies to have their one on one dates tonight!! yayayayayay!

k yeah im obsessed, so what.

ps. still upset that keltie is gone cus i liked her and thought she was hilarrrrr. -
dont ya feel like sometimes when they show a girl your like, woah who issss she? and then he picks her like 3rd in the rose ceremony and its like what the? (obvi she isnt that interesting or else they would have aired her more- but shes not, so like all the times she talks to brad doesnt even make it onto the show....secretly i feel kinda bad for them)

the topic of all important topics.

It's been the topic of all important conversations, it's been the controversy of my days, it has even made me settle into a deep pondering. What is it you ask ? What could ever be so important as to throw me off my perfectly spinning axle?

Well when I entered into this world of stars aligned on October 23- the zodiac chart named me Scorpio. As a young one I felt like scorpions were nasty- but learned to love my sign as if it were my own identity. My birthday happens to be on the cusp of Libra and Scorpio and so according to some magazines I was considered a Libra- but I always stayed true to my real colors and read my months future from the Scorpio collum.
You see- until this year I've been a devoted member of the Scorpio sign. And just when I was coming to terms with my inner self and astrology- the world decided to add another sign to the zodiac chart. (something to do with the stars not aligning...) enter Ophichuis. And because of this great deal, I am now considered a Virgo.


Say what!? How does that just happen? How does everyones signs just get to change over night like that? What if my significant other and mines signs don't match up? What if I have a scorpion tattoed all over my back? ( I don't but I'm positive some people do). It's just all very confusing to say the least. Am I just supposed to embrace the Virgo in my life? Or change my birthday to continue my journey in life as a Scorpio? So many desicions I must now make. Not to mentions the worlds greatest pick up line, whats your sign? is now going to bring up contention to those who are not happy with their new sign, or simply just confuse people.. "well i used to be a capricorn..but i dont know what i am now."
"awkward, i cant calculate if we would work well together then..."


I guess I'll just have to see what my fortune reads next month on glamour and decide from there what lies ahead for me. And then I think this will all unfold.

Old: Scorpio

  
                                                      

New: Virgo

                                                                                                                            





Yeah I'm a little dramatic. And a little sarcastic. To say the least- it really doesn't make sense as to why they had to change it-but I'm just glad that I don't have to make a laser removal appointment this week. and just between you an me....im secretly crossing my fingers that its all a hoax- cus i really just want to stay my old sign.





did your sign change too? most likely they did. cept a few leo's....lucky people. take a look at the new dates...

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16. 
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11. 
Pisces: March 11-April 18. 
Aries: April 18-May 13. 
Taurus: May 13-June 21. 
Gemini: June 21-July 20. 
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10. 
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30. 
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29. 
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

fail...

dangit.

shoot.

crap.

a day of elevens.

just for fun.

11 things i love about today- because it IS 1-11-11. what a fun day.

1.   first off- i showered which always make me feel nice and happy.

2.  i took zachary a jamba at work and got to see him for a little minute before i went to prov. 

3. when i opened the fridge there was a nice cold diet coke smiling back at me.

4. my pandora playlist was DEAD ON today. thank you thank you.

5. i went to CPK with some of my pmts posse. they are the cutest and i had missed being with them.

6. i turned in my 6 plastics to get a free lipstick from m.a.c. :) 

7.  sophie drove with me all the way to prov- it was much better to have someone to talk to rather than be on another pretend talk show....

8.  since yesterday i organized my closet- picknig out an outfit this morning was enjoyable and much easier to say the least!

9. teen mom 2 is on tonight? let the games begin!

10. i finished up a couple more things for school- i know im graduated....yet i still have little things - slowly but surely im getting it all finished :)

11. i am happy- and because of that, today is good :)

i decided i want to start another blog challenge...maybe just a 15 day one...? hmmm

breathe

Hello new year. We've been off to a lazy start. While the rest of the world seems to be making new years resolutions- I've been sleeping in every day, eating nachos for the hundreth time, and watch episodes of ellen and Tyra back to back. Why so slothful? Simply because I'm stresses. And when I get stressed- I go into shut down mode. Its quite backwards really.


The thing is, the last year and half of my life I've been busy. I woke up before 9, was at school all day and was constantly doing something! Even this winter break I was up by 8- and worked all day on the job sites- followed by coming home and playing with all the friends and fam.
Which brings us to now- I am graduated from school and I've hit a wall. My plan was to move back to salt lake and immediately start working. Well sometimes life doesn't go as planned. My contract won't sell and I cant pay for a place for 8 months and not live there. Not in the budget. So I've decided to stay in prov until my contract does sell.


In the meantime I've been looking for something to do- a job that is going to benefit me in Provo and will be okay if I have to all the sudden move back to salt lake- a job that fit in my career field as a cosmetologist. At first I was freaking out. My life wasn't going anywhere and I was supposed to be well on my way right? Well after a few sleepless night (maybe the reasoning for my wake up time of noon) and deep discussions with multiple succesful people I've realized I just need to take a deep breath.


I'm not sure still what is going to happen, who knows where I'll be living 3 weeks from today, and who knows what I'll be doing. BUT as much as it freaks and stresses me out- I realize everything will eventually take it's course and life will go on. That doesn't mean giving up and just letting life go on how it will, I will just simply be intune to every ippurtunity that comes my way! Cus everything does happen for a reason, right?!


....and yeah, i just wrote this eating nachos, in my sweats and topped it off with a lindor chocolate. at least i did make an effort to exercise this morning, good effort indeed.


so today i needed a little positive reinforcement. that i havent failed because i have no idea what im doing with my life, but that i can do whatever i simply want with my life.
for all those who need a little pick me up..

off.

remember when i said my brain was turned off for a little minute? well it shut off again. not quite sure how it went to the off mode- but im not happy about it.


today i get in my car to head to grand ol provo for a couple days.  i start loading my car...
laptop? check. chargers? check. clothes for a few days? check. binder for school? nope...
go back inside and grab it. smile to myself thinking, awesome i got it- lets get the show on the road.


i drive to prov- listening to some tuneskys from my pod. feels like its taking forever to get there but im enjoying my little drive.  the minute i pull up to paul mitch i think, mmm lipgloss, i need some lipgloss. 
then BAM it hit me like lightening. where the HECK is my purse....i look around my car. no purse. notttt a purse in sight. youre JOKING?! i wish i was. no purse= no wallet, no make up bag, nope-nada.  i have zero dollars. doesnt help either than as the minute i got off the freeway in provo my gas light popped up. not a problem right? so annoying. 


to say the least- i honestly just have a problem. i do, i cant hid it anymore or deny it.  i freaking lose stuff. and its a serious problem of mine that im not sure where i picked it up from or when it started or anything.  its by far one of my most annoying weaknesses. 
funny thing is, you'd thing i'd learn after a couple times of this same thing happening...but nope. just keeps repeating itself.




new years resolution for lauren numero uno: STOP LOSING THINGS.




thass it. xoxxx.

hello

so the other day my family went around and told our most embarrassing food we eat. something that we wouldn't normally like to share with the world- coming from my family it could go anywhere because my mom would probably say Wendy's like it was the devil. or anything fast food for that matter. any who i said mine, thinking it wouldn't be a big deal- but nope everyone thought i was insane.
i said...
fire Cheetos.
if you haven't tried them, you should- cus they are delish. i thought it was norm to like such a thing- but my fam thought it was simply the grossest thing they had ever heard.

i don't care. i yell it proudly to the world.


I LOVE FIRE CHEETOS!

that's all :)

whats your embarassing/guilty please snack or meal?