one: incorporate zebra print into my baby's clothes, room, car-seat, diaper bag, etc. it will not happen.
two: be a raunchy old lady. old people can be some of the sweetest most genuine people, until the grouchy mean one comes around. i will not be her.
three: be one of the moms that yell at the refs. okay so maybe ill quietly disagree and say stuff under my breath- but if im sitting at my child's basketball game and he gets fowled, i will not be the mom that stands up, yells a few means things and then runs at him in rage. not my thing- i will leave that to other team parents.
four: purchase a miley cyrus cd. not because i am trying to boycott her- but i just dont even think she is a a good singer! and well maybe because i dont like her too.
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What is it with you and zebra print?
I am the grouchy old lady- esp when it comes to my lawn. I hate when I have spent tons of time working in my yard and I find dog poop (there is a reason I don't have a dog), the neighbor boys leave their home-made weapons in my yard or scatter bark chips all over the new playground chips. grrrrr!
I won't be the mom that yells at the ref, but . . . I was the wife that yelled at the ref. When Dan played LAX I was something fierce. I like to think that my fire has burned out a little bit or maybe I jsut gave some of it to each of my girls.
I won't buy a miley cyrus cd either- because as I mentioned earlier I am still listening to my Norah Jones CD.
I rock the mom jeans - no bedazzle butt needed.
this is hilarious. im not a fan of the dazzle pocket either.
love you!!
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