a couple more "dears"
dear pool bathrooms,
you are absolutely disgusting. i'd rather pee in the pool than deal with you. just being honest.
dear "ha-ha",
yeah you, with the dash. not "haha". im talking "ha-ha". why? why the dash? do we need it? it makes the laugh seem like its in slow motion. ha- (3 seconds later) ha.
dear new apple employee,
interviews after interviews- you deserved it! 90 people turned into 8. you have always been one to stick out. oh ps- now lets get this huge crack in my screen fixed. new phone?
dear summer,
i only see you 2 or 3 times a week. but when i do, its so wonderful it makes me love you even more. why dont you start visiting more often. come sooner and stay later ya know? maybe we could come up with some sort of deal?
dear radical face,
you have become my favorite summer pandora playlist of all time. and thats saying a lot. cus i have like 30 stations- you win :)
dear red velvet cupcakes,
we are in a fight. you won. you won like 7 times in 8 days. screw you- you delicious pieces of heaven.
dear chalean,
oooooh hi. yeah remember me? we havent worked out together in like 2 weeks. i promise to change that. i miss it. i miss your hilarious comments. lets hang out this week? k deal.
dear mechanical pencils,
im sorry. im sorry for ever forgetting you existed. now that i found you again, i cant believe i cheated on you with a pen. i hate pens. take me back? i love you- you look really good when your .5 lead too.
dear cramps,
what is your purpose? why must you be so painful...and why dont boys have to deal with you ever? dont see the point in you- at all. leave me alone.
dear bachelorette,
i have mixed feeling about you this season. i cant decide if i hate you or if i just dont like you. both negatives i know. anywho get your crap together and start getting more interesting.
and lastly dear facebook,
would you mind switching up who pops up on my news feed every once in while? im getting sick of seeing the same people over and over again. maybe i should just take a break from you.....but we both know that wont last long. dang you.
sincerely yours,
lauren
2 comments:
love. I have a little tip about the facebook thing. It automatically only shows you the people that you have recently interacted with. To change this: on homepage, click the "most Recent", and then click the down arrow next to it. Then select Edit Options at the bottom of the menu. Change "show Posts from" to ALL of your friends and pages. Then save. Hope that makes sense. :) Thought I'd let you know because it bugged me too!
I love Radical Face! you are right the perfect summer music!
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